vampirestakecareofourown:

paranormalstoriess:

People who use “you’re adopted” as an insult are idiots. 

“Your parents wanted you so badly that they spent thousands of dollars to get you, went through tons of evaluations to make sure they were qualified, waited months or maybe even years for you, and so you’re now in a loving home where you are most definitely wanted and cared for." 

So insulting. I can feel the hate. 

Quoth the genius child from a post long back,

"My parents picked me.”

nicatine:

some time in my first month of living in england i was making myself some chicken for dinner and my flatmate walked in and said “oh, you’re making tea?” and i don’t remember ever being so fucking confused in my entire life i just stared at her and said “no, it’s chicken” because back then i didn’t know that the english can apparently substitute every single god damn word with “tea” and for a second i thought my flatmate considered chicken a fucking beverage

pancakesaresosexy:

colt-kun:

LOOK WHO ARRIVED TODAY

What people don’t seem to realize is a feature of this little Baymax light -
He has a breathing mode. His light steadily fades in and out to a slow pace to help regulate breathing. BAYMAX CAN LITERALLY HELP CALM PEOPLE DOWN. Aiden saw it and got excited and said I could use it when I have a panic attack.

NEW NIGHT LIGHT YAY

Yes hello I’ll take 10

streetsahead99:

Australian Morning TV Host Lisa Wilkinson slams ‘50 Shades of Grey’ as “worst movie I’ve ever seen” for being “domestic violence dressed up as erotica”.

gaydux:
“The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like
“I’m so proud of my son” ”

gaydux:

The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like
“I’m so proud of my son”

xheymoonx:

Does anyone else have like several songs that they love but are constantly skipping because the atmosphere has to be just right and you have to be able to completely immerse yourself in it for those few minutes without any distractions

911official:

kinesthetica:

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this is not only disgusting but honestly disturbing… what the actual fuck Urban Outfitters.. 

urban outfitters always does shit like this how are people surprised

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remember when they made a sweater satirizing school shootings

lanadelyasss:

feminist marina is the best marina

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

g-meistersindisguise:

when u and ur friends have that joke between each other and one of u tell it

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